Tuesday 11 September 2007

Last of the Summer Swingers

Well, howdy campers, it looks like the English summer has finally dribbled to an end, though not before I have clocked up a few good hours on the Ravenscourt Park swings. Life is still pretty cruisy, the foods good, there is lots of down time and no-one has asked me to do the washing up yet!

Putting on a Bit of Chub


Oh no, you've caught me in my underwear, how embarrassing!! Check out the man boobies and spare tyre I've been working on.

A Shuffle in the Right Direction

Oh dear, this is such a waste of time, I'm not planning on crawling for a good few months yet. But occasionally you just have to pretend to try to keep the folks happy don't you. The things we do!!

Young Grasshopper

So, what I've done here is the classic judo throw, followed by the knock-kneed strangle hold and topped off with the jaw pincer manoeuvre with finger up the nose. Gets them every time...
So I'll ask one more time Daddy, whose turn is it to play with that remote control?

A'Har Me Hearties


It's no use Dad, don't hold me back, I've made up my mind. I'm going to take to the open seas and join the Dread Pirate Roberts for a life of plunder and adventure. Do you think you lily-livered land-lubbers could pack me some lunch and a few nappies?

Sunny Summer Days


Who said the sun never shines in the old country. I could get used to a bit of a meander along the Thames on a sunny afternoon, the grass between my toes, the breeze in my hair...
But enough of that, where's lunch, these beads are making me thirsty!!!

New Wheels

Well I was happy with my new sporty wheels in 'go faster' red. And then Granddad pulls up in his campervan - huh some people just can't get past their bigger is better complex!!

Alfresco Dining

Well this is the life... a lovely pot of slops under a shady tree, who could ask for more... well perhaps some chocolate pudding wouldn't go astray.

Child Genius at Work

Now watch this Adrian. Wooo Hoo goodness gracious great balls of fire - my fingers are tinkling the ivories so fast my hands have gone blurry.

This is My Stop


Hey yeah, well thanks for the ride but I think this is my stop. I'll just chew the door open and I'll be off.

Joining a Biker Gang

Wow OK, well I think I liked it better when someone was driving!!!! Oh dear I think there might be a special surprise for Daddy in my nappy.

Swinging Through Late Summer


Ahh, so this is what life is all about.
At risk of repeating myself...what can be better than swing in the park in the morning sunshine...hmmm life is beautiful!!!

Monday 30 July 2007

The Summer of '08




Woo Hoo summer is here and the living is easy....Watch out girls, I'm 6 months old and I'm hitting the beach!! (Well yes, unfortunately I still need my mum to hold me up and I don't have any independent means of transport yet...but just you wait).

I had great adventures in June cruising across the pond for a bit of beach bum action in southern France. The road trip was so-so, and they didn't let me drive the train, but as soon as we got there it was nude as you like rolling in the sand. With so many friends about I had 24 hour a day attention.

I'm Only Going To Tell You This Once

So, are you paying attention?? This is my new train, it does 0 to 2Km/h in 5.2 seconds, it has an engine and two carriages, and plays circus music when I press this green button. Any questions??

Taking a Stand


Well I said to Rookie the Bear, I said, 'you just have to stop lying around, get up on your own two feet and make things happen'. But really I don't think he was listening.