The Summer of '08

Woo Hoo summer is here and the living is easy....Watch out girls, I'm 6 months old and I'm hitting the beach!! (Well yes, unfortunately I still need my mum to hold me up and I don't have any independent means of transport yet...but just you wait).

I had great adventures in June cruising across the pond for a bit of beach bum action in southern France. The road trip was so-so, and they didn't let me drive the train, but as soon as we got there it was nude as you like rolling in the sand. With so many friends about I had 24 hour a day attention.

I'm Only Going To Tell You This Once

So, are you paying attention?? This is my new train, it does 0 to 2Km/h in 5.2 seconds, it has an engine and two carriages, and plays circus music when I press this green button. Any questions??

Taking a Stand

Well I said to Rookie the Bear, I said, 'you just have to stop lying around, get up on your own two feet and make things happen'. But really I don't think he was listening.

Hitting The Bottle

I don't have a problem with water per se... I just can't understand why they keep pouring it down my chest. As they say 'if you want something done right...do it yourself'... if only I could!!

Your Mission Should You Choose To Accept It

Right, so is everybody with me?... we sneak across the enemy lines at 0500 and take all their toys, don't leave a single Lego block for them to play with...then it will be time for some milk and a nap.

Damn.. I think they heard me, quick look down... pretend to be Innocent and lovable.

A Night on The Town

OK so we are all dressed up and ready to hit the town ...excellent I can't wait for some quality entertainment...so long to 7pm bed time.

What?? I don't get to go...you're not going out on your own are you...Well all I can say is behave yourselves!

Meeting A Grandad

Back home the garden was in full bloom...perfect backdrop for a shot with my new room mate Grandad McNess.

Surfing Lessons With Dad

So Dad and I finally ventured down to the surf after several hours of 'surf check' (or as I call it procrastination). I pointed out all the good waves for him.

I gave him all the advice I could think of, including ...'Whatever you do don't stick your bum out'...But did he listen!!!!

Tooth Envy

Trying to have a quiet lunch in a lovely little brasserie I know, and this joker tried to impress me with the number of teeth he has.

Huh really...I can't see the point with teeth...chewing... I've got a blender to do that for me.

Endless Cuddles and Tummy Tickling

OK yes, well I like you Adrian so I will say this nicely... no more Harry High Pants...Please!!

Hmmm.. hold on I am doing a Vulcan mind meld...I think I have downloaded just enough now to conquer the known universe...

Careful, I may look small and cute but I could render you unconscious with a tweak of your index finger if needs be...'Live Long and Prosper Earthling'

Man About Town

So as you see I did manage to pick up a pretty girl ...well in the end we agreed it was probably easier if she picked me up.

Strolling Along The Beach

Well it's all well and good being on holiday but it's not as easy as it may seem when they get you up for a walk along the beach at 7am.